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特殊收容措施：

一套SCP-7796被存档于Site-43的3号高价值数据存储区内。销毁其它的SCP-7796副本，并对副本持有者实施记忆删除。

梅塔特隆.AIC负责扫描电影档案、电影讨论板、社交媒体平台的网络记录，寻找提及SCP-7796的内容。删去相关内容，并对发帖人实施记忆删除。

描述：

SCP-7796是一部已归档的电视节目，名为《贝壳面先生今晚有约Evenings with Don Cavatelli》。此节目由GOI-5889（“维坎德·尼德技术传媒”）制作并由SCP-56971Footnote 1.一个身体似乎由各种意大利面组成的有感知力的人形实体。SCP-5697文件中未提及这档节目，实体本身拒绝对此发表评论。主持，仿照深夜电视访谈节目的形式，在1955~1972年间共制作了十七季。2Footnote 2.共有2,567集。尽管节目质量好、制作成本高、十七季的节目中都有著名嘉宾出场，但SCP-7796没有在任何主要电视网中播出的记录。

观看SCP-7796的人员会受到一种催眠效应，从而陷入持续的睡眠临界态。此状态下的观众极易受到暗示，尤其是节目中插入的推销维坎德·尼德技术传媒产品的广告的暗示，因此产生该GOI的媒体产品是全世界最受欢迎的媒体这一错觉。3Footnote 3.这些广告不属于相应的时代，它们展示了各个年代的产品，Site-43研究员能够确定其中一部分电视节目与电影尚未拍摄过。

其余异常效应包括：

• 龋齿，
• 近视，
• 嗅觉缺失，
• 味觉缺失，
• 脱发。4Footnote 4.这些效应仅在人员观看SCP-7796期间显现，停止观看后效应将迅速逆转。

于2023年8月20日，SCP-7796的记录在加州大学洛杉矶分校的电影与电视节目档案库中被Lillihammer博士发现。当时她正在外出研究娱乐产业，以加深对VKTM活动的理解。在场的档案员没有回应她提出的关于SCP-7796的问题，且不承认他们拥有此异常。此外，档案库中的所有网络记录都没有提及SCP-7796的存在。在将异常收容并送往Site-43之后，Lillihammer博士确认了位于美国、英格兰、爱尔兰、苏格兰、威尔士的所有相似档案库中均包含一份SCP-7796全集。Lillihammer博士派遣机动特遣队-Kappa-43（“调停者”）的其余人员前往寻回并收容其余的SCP-7796副本。