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art by sailorenoch
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欢迎来到我的作者页。
快看这幅 fae wilson 和 holly wondertainment 的艺作
由 raddagher 创作
scp-3297- Gramma Always Remembers
scp-3358- Anomaly apartments Site 316 (featuring janitorcakeworth)
scp-3803- Custom Business Cards on the Go
scp-3923- Negotium Ficus
scp-4003- On Cowboys, Catholicism, and the Cretaceous (featuring secretcrow and
Papa sen)
scp-4299- I See Life In Rosy Hues (featuring hotcoles)
scp-4949- Dr. Wondertainment's dr playtime kit for the kiddos™ ft. dado (featuring gabriel jade )
scp-3879- Musical Jolly Ape™ by Dr. Wondertainment
scp-2983- Choco-Wonder Explosion Marshmallow Bites!™ by Dr. Wondertainment (featuring darkstuff)
scp-3756- In Space, No One Can Hear Yee-Haw! (featuring gabriel jade)
scp-4988- Outsourced Customer Service Contact Center Solutions by APP Inc (featuring plaguebearer)
scp-3863- Hole-y Cow! I Can't Bee-Lieve it!
scp-1712 - An Unusual Occurrence On August 11th, 1959 - (REWRITE) original by Roget
SCP-3867- ♡♡♡Sweet Cats & Perfect Dogs!♡♡♡ (featuring Captain Kirby)
SCP-4512 - A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool (featuring Woedenaz,
Jade Skylar, and
Rounderhouse)
SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
SCP-3874 -Six-Hundred to One
SCP-4206 - The Weighing of the Heart ( featuring Jade Skylar)
SCP-3657 - Posthumous Hero (REWRITE) original by Westrin
scp-4522 - The Mystical Village of the Jade Peach (featuring Woedenaz)
SCP-4726 - G A M E R M I L K
SCP-4311 - I care about you. (featuring NatVoltaic)
SCP-4046 - What do you want to be when you grow up?
SCP-4817 - Horseman Holiday Rentals in scenic King Louis XVI of France (featuring MaliceAForethought)
SCP-4256 - The Bootlegger's Press (featuring ihp)
SCP-4176 - taxes (featuring djkaktus)
SCP-4056 - Nuclear Family Unit (featuring Captain Kirby)
SCP-371-J - peanut funi xd 🥜😂
SCP-4982 - Heavy lies the crown.
SCP-4468 - Take a Wish (featuring Darkstuff)
SCP-4967 - Thaumielvis
SCP-4934 - The House That Chuck Built
SCP-4026 - guardian "angel"
SCP-4432- mr mister by dado
SCP-5555 - Made in Heaven (featuring Rounderhouse and
a Random Day)
SCP-5231 - 127.0.0.WAN
SCP-5047 - Apartment Hunting (🥇1st Place in Jamcon 2020!)
SCP-654 - Thunderhorn (REWRITE) Original by A Fat Ghost
SCP-5633 - This Will Require A Great Deal of Blood (featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE)
SCP-5057 - Señor Taste
SCP-5148 - Qlippoth
SCP-5726 - Sparkling Magical Girl ♥ Darling Pink!! (featuring keyii)
SCP-5813 - Mr. President II (featuring J Dune)
MDI-6726 - Emetic Ill Agent
SCP-3085 - Seasons Change (featuring SecretCrow)
SCP-726-EX- The Dowsing Rod
SCP-6161 - Confectionary Knife (REWRITE) Original by aroncrime
SCP-6057 - Señor Boom
SCP-6911 - All I Need Is A Little Me Time
SCP-5287 - Smoke Signals (REWRITE) Original by Cremo
SCP-7726 - So long, and thanks for all the fish. (11th Place in the SCP-7000 contest!)
SCP-6938 - Alex Thorley Gets A Gift Horse (featuring Fishish)
SCP-6832 - Site-55's Ant Problem
SCP-7833 - El Vejigante de Carnival Ponceño (REWRITE) Original by Malachi Jace Maclir
SCP-7260 - Daisy
SCP-7337 - Yata no Karasu (featuring Zyn)
SCP-1799 - Mr Laugh (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous.
SCP-7725 - S is for Saintly
SCP-7727 - uh oh stinky
SCP-7112 - Loveless
SCP-7573 - Email Killed The Snailmail Star (10th Place in ColdpostCon 2023!)
SCP-7926 - Pop! (featuring Nickthebrick1)
SCP-057-INT- Detective Marw and the Case of the Extra Facility (featuring HarryBlank and
Rounderhouse) (🥇1st Place in Intcon 2023!)
SCP-7724 - The incredible shrinking Jack Waltzer (featuring Prismal and
Liryn)
SCP-7221 - It's Mime-tic (featuring BitOddInnit)
SCP-7981 - The Shadow Cabal (featuring Marceline Raynes)
SCP-7266 - the fun i'm having is out of this world (featuring MrBonesWildRide)
SCP-6467- Boblin the Goblin (featuring Rakkran and
fairydoctor) (🥇1st Place in Goblincon 2023, Fantasy Goblin Category!)
Abraka David's Proposal- A Peak Behind the Curtain (featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE)
SCP-6512 - Aren't Dinosaurs Supposed to Have Feathers?
SCP-7149 - Meet the Meat: Richard Nixon Edition
SCP-8400 - The Birch Knight and the Game of Three Chestnuts (featuring PeppersGhost) (13th place in the SCP-8000 contest!)
SCP-8000-EX - Dungeons & Denial & Dysphoria & Dragons (featuring ihp)
SCP-8726 - Researcher James, Age 6, Eternally
SCP-1841 - Oh The Places You'll Go (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous
SCP-1046 - Black Me Out (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous
SCP-8913 - Site-333 Open Mic Night
SCP-8053 - Fish Fries (featuring NicktheBrick1)
SCP-821 - Dixie Fun Faire (featuring Queerious) Original by Anonymous
SCP-1542 - The Feral Cats of Site-34
Nico's Proposal II - Exit Stage Left
SCP-ADMONITION-J - THE MADNESS OF PLACEHOLDER MCDOCTORATE
SCP-8725 - Loss, Erasure, Finding Oneself
CaliBold/HarryBlank/Nico Proposal: Arsène Lupin and the Foundation Affair (featuring Calibold and
HarryBlank) (🥈2nd Place in Public Domain Con 2025!)
SCP-8956 - The Constant Reflection (featuring Dino--Draws)
SCP-8815 - To Pai, From the Moon (featuring sailorenoch)
SCP-8911 - Higher & Higher (featuring Diogene_s,
Guaire, and
Lemonsense) (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
SCP-8755 - We Shall Not Be Moved (featuring Queerious)
SCP-8728 - Roaring Through the Cosmos (featuring Pedagon)
SCP-7728 - A File Found Open on Dr. Reynders' Laptop, Written By A Certain 6 Year-Old
SCP-8893 - With Apologies To Zoë Quinn
SCP-2681 - Animal Man (REWRITE) Original by midgard serpent
SCP-1976 - To My Son Who Will Never Know Me (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous.
SCP-9726 - This Land Was Made For You And Me (12th place in SCP-9000 contest!)
SCP-9595-J - Foundation Pizza Party (featuring Aftokrator)
SCP-9725 - Do homunculi dream of alchemical sheep?
SCP-9727 - Wind Phone
SCP-1538 - The Plague Lamp.
SCP-9728 - The Art of Punching Type Greens (featuring SeekGull)
Nico and Queerious' Proposal - Sinner, Saint, Apostle, Fin. (featuring Queerious)
SCP-9291 - Your Very Own Badge of Bravery (featuring [[[*user AstersQuill]])
SCP-L056 - El Clase D Desaparecido
SCP-L726 - A Good Case For Grief Counseling
SCP-L002 - The King In Memphis and the Day the Music Died
critter profile: maya - Wilson's Wildlife Solutions
critter profile: wobbles (featuring Jade Skylar)- Wilson's Wildlife Solutions
The Corncrake of Destiny- Black Queen
Caroll 055: The Workshop (featuring rockteethmotheyes)- Chicago Spirit
`Phoenix à La Mode` (KEN46/FRI98/PNX72) (featuring rockteethmotheyes) - Marshall, Carter, and Dark
'Para-Pedigrees' PED464/CAN33/LUP22 - Marshall, Carter, and Dark
Fifteenth Anonymous Donation - Manna Charitable Foundation
Hare 023: The Cheshire Cat (featuring Rounderhouse) - Chicago Spirit
Adoption Poster: Bandit! - Wilson's Wildlife Solutions
The Deniers (featuring Sepiafishie- Serpent's Hand
Project Kōza, 1942 - IJAMEA
Project Proposal 2014-1221: Finally Waking Up - AWCY?
GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM- (featuring Lt Flops) - Prometheus Labs
UIU File: 2008-021 - Unusual Incidents Unit
Carroll #280/R-01221 - Factory/Chicago Spirit - (featuring ihp)
SPC-001 CODENAME: Uncle Nicolini's Proposal: It's Lonely At the Top- Shark Punching Center
Adoption Poster: Darius! - Wilson's Wildlife Solutions
SPC-446 - SPC-446
Project Proposal 2018-145: "Drinking With the Jocks" (🥇1st Place in Jamcon 2020!)
Critter Profile: Sparky! (featuring Ralliston)
Critter Profile: Chuck.
The Lands Nobody Returns From (featuring Ralliston)
Critter Profile: Sandra and George! (featuring tstaffor)
SPC-1548 (featuring lordxvnv)
The Virtue of Resilience (featuring Guaire and
AriadnesThread)
A friendly guide to the Katharsys music festival (featuring Diogene_s)
Dark Sushi File No. 1221 "Waniika Nigiri"
GRANT REQUEST FOR THE UTILIZATION OF SUB-REALITY SPACES FOR THE CREATION OF SECURE SUPERLUMINAL COMMUNICATION CHANNELS (featuring Ralliston)
Dark Sushi File No: 1015 - Paella Marinera (featuring Diogene_s)
SPC-7000 (featuring grigori karpin)
Project Proposal 2049-154: "Echoes" (featuring Ralliston)
魂-S-2049 "Anima Back-Ups"
Daeva Cooking And You
KTE-1221-Parallax NACL Carcinoma (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
Critter Profile: Teemo!
The Madness Sets In Fast
Critter Profile: Slappy!
The Color of Static
Savoring La Rue Macabre: Ol Owuo's Gumbo
Critter Profile: Jeremy Thornhill!
Dark Sushi File No. 726 "Kōri Roll"
VKTM Online Store: The Breach that Keeps on Breaching Highlights, All Years, by VKTM!
Cack hard (featuring Gabriel_Jade )
classy carlos goes to therapy
tim wilson's close shave
seven days with mr. fish
cack hard 2: revengeance: reloaded (featuring gabriel_jade )
(too) late registration
moon champion's cinco de mayo extravaganza
i don't get it, but i'll figure it out.
digging up the past (featuring gabriel jade)
who wants to live forever? (featuring gabriel jade)
the hermit, death, and the devil (featuring gabriel jade)
RAISA-6147 (PENDING ASSIGNMENT)
square your shoulders, lift your pack, and leave your friends and go.
Reality TV, Designer Pets, and Fine Dining
Nobody likes having enemies
A Walk in the land of the nameles
Wonder World Dossier
"A Tale Of Petty Revenge" or, "Dr. Cimmerian microwaves a slice of unwrapped Kraft American Singles in the Site-19 break room for two minutes" (featuring Wydness)
Persephone Project (featuring Gabriel Jade)
SCP-049-ΩK
S&C Paper
Dark was the night, cold was the ground
Masquerade's End
Gluttony is Impossible
#stormsite19
Are We Gentrified Yet? (featuring UraniumEmpire)
Lord Blackwood in the Land of Wonder (featuring Raddagher)
The Case of the Bathroom Cheese Labels (featuring dolphinslugchugger)
Fanfa
Scenes from Site-64 - (Mass collab)
Robin
La Persistencia De La Memoria
& the Endings Thereof (featuring Darkstuff)
Alice Özdemir (featuring Darkstuff)
Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions (🥇 1st Place in Jamcon 2020!)
Clef Goes To The DMV
Dr. Cimmerian Hits Reply All
SCP-5057 Additional Documentation (featuring ratking666)
Parawatch Intro Thread (featuring nykacolaquantum)
Ace of Hearts
HOGSLICE vs bones
Halloween Anthology In Boring 2021
SCP Wiki Discussion Page Simulator (featuring DarnellJermaine)
The Remains Of The Day
Chasing The Union
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Orientation
Life Insurance Policy (🥇1st Place in Departmentcon 2022!)
Sebastian
Two Coffins
Borne on the FM Waves of the Heart
Opus Confidant April 1st 2023 Spotlight (Mass Collab)
What Came After (featuring Grigori Karpin)
Paralytic States
Aces Deuces
Being Dzhey Evervud
Shape Shift With Me
Nico's Proposal
Before the Storm
Tactical Theology Disciplinary Meeting for Diana Ribiero
An Epitaph For SCP-173
There's Ngo Helping This One
Merry Christmas, Jude Kriyot
One Hundred and Fifty Thousand (REWRITE) Original by troutmaskreplica
Drunkenly Stumbling Down Memory Lane (featuring Maxyfran73)
Internal JOICL-PENTAGRAM Communication Regarding Project SCARLET DAWN (featuring Ralliston)
Lecture notes of Dr. Clef's workshop, "Real Life and You: How to Survive when Barely Functional." (featuring FlyPurgatorio and
Prismal)
Just Another Day
One More Tomorrow (featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE)
Sublimation
Because of The Shame (featuring Queerious)
Myocardial Infarction
July 26th ETTRA Emergency Meeting
Asset Florida Orange (🥈2nd Place in WRATHCON 2024!)
Agent, Father, Motherfucker: Alto Clef, in memoriam (featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE)
Fuckmylife666
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Breachmas (featuring Prismal)
reSCPes - Prepare, Cook, Serve up! (featuring Harmacy and
FlyPurgatorio)
A Song Without Words
Lillian Lillihammer And The Great Meme War
Cold Turkey - A Prelude
Divine Intervention (featuring Grigori Karpin)
Pediatric Para-Psychology
I Told You That I Was Afraid
A Passing Rain
I live my life as a palindrome. Backwards and forwards, and yet, exactly the same.
The Pursuit of Knowledge, and Other Frivolities
The Containment of Arsène Lupin (🥈2nd Place in Public Domain Con 2025!)
WANTED: THE THIEVES' DOMAIN (🥈2nd Place in Public Domain Con 2025!)
Tall and Short Tales of the Thieves' Domain (🥈2nd Place in Public Domain Con 2025!)
Herlock Sholmes Arrives Too Late (featuring Calibold)
High Pressure Low
As It Happened (featuring Guaire,
Lemonsense, and
Diogene_s) (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
Point / Counterpoint (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
If They Like You, I Like You
We Will Fall Together (featuring Queerious)
Nats Ants
Because I Could Not Stop For Death
Expert In A Dying Field
The Arlington Summit
Change in the Weather
Is This Land Still Made For You And Me?
Mean Monster Blues
A Gift From My Uncles (featuring Alexmey and
Koscheiisms)
Sightseeing Canadian Problems
Dreamweavers (featuring the cast of the YURT)
Secure Cafe Parlor (featuring sailorenoch,
fish^12,
frankentropy,
prismal, and
coldeye)
What Goes Unsaid
Noncontradiction
From Their Lips to God's Ears
Up the Cuts
SSRI Rx i tab qd po
If Horses Were Wishes (featuring HarryBlank)
Standalone
'Things what do a thing'- An Essay On Anomalies That Are Things That Do A Thing
Nico's Guide to Image Licensing, Sources, and other Esoteric Stuff this was actually originally written for the spanish wiki, but i translated it to english and posted here too.
Greenlights Made Easy: An Essay on Communicating Elevator Pitches and Central Narratives
Essay On Common Newbie Ideas + How To Better Ideate Your SCP
Rewrite Guide - featuring Modern_Erasmus and
Queerious
Essay On Structuring Idea Crit
Narrative Hooks: How To Reel In Your Audience - featuring Queerious
A short essay on Tropes, Cliché, and Reinventing the Wheel
GoIs And You
GoIs and You Hub
GoI Field Guide - Made with mlister and
elenee fishtruck
GoIs and You: dado and Gamers Against Weed Essay
GoIs and You: The Real Adventures in Crapitalism, or, Alignment Chart Nonsense
GoIs and You: What the Fuck Is An Alexylva?
GoIs and You: Government Alphabet Soup
GoIs and You: Random Grab Bag I
GoIs and You: Holy Heck!
GoIs and You: On the Kinder Side
Hubs
alexylva university hub - made with rounderhouse and
ihp
ode to the unknown author - hub for unknown authors works
Gears Day Collection - hub for gears day creepy pastas
Ambrose Restaurants Hub - goi hub for Ambrose. made with Proasek
The Ursus Maritimus Incident Hub (featuring Jade Skylar and
Darkstuff)
Bearitage-Collection - April Fools 2019!
Cack-Hub - Crack Fiction Hub!
A Non-Prophet Organization Hub- Hub for Goi2019 contest. Made with Lt Flops
Take It Away My Darling Made with Darkstuff
Sciptember 2022
Halloweencon 2022
Fire Suppression Department Hub - featuring UraniumEmpire
Remixcon 2023
Secure Facility Dossier: Site-55
What A Wonderful World Hub - featuring Darkstuff and
Dino--Draws
Pridefest - featuring syuzhet and
naepic
Eventyr Hub - featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE
Unconditional Love Hub
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Hub (with Darkstuff)
Arsene Lupin vs the SCP Foundation -featuring HarryBlank and
Calibold
Manhattan Crisis: New York Minute Hub (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
Pridefest 2025 (featuring Queerious and
sailorenoch)
Ever After Hub
Deer College Mentor Event (featuring wackdog)
Pridefest 2026 (featuring sailorenoch and
HaydenSaintPascal)
GoICon 2026 (featuring wackdog)
'Things what do a thing'- An Essay On Anomalies That Are Things That Do A Thing - an essay i wrote about things that do a thing
CSS Themes
Halloween Theme Css theme with NewyRose
Trans Pride theme (featuring Ellie3)
Alexylva Theme css theme for Alexylva University.
I-57 Theme Made with dc_yerko and
Rounderhouse
Eventyr Theme - featuring queerious,
flypurgatorio, and
fish^12
Esoteric
Sciptember 2022 Art Highlights - featuring the Artist Community!
Licensebox Component (REWRITE) Original by CityToast
Gears Day 2024 (I even wrote a creepypasta for this one!)
Gears Day 2025 (Again, wrote a creepypasta for this one!)
Studies Policy
Dark Sushi Radar Chart Component (featuring wackdog)
Dark Sushi Radar Component Backend (featuring wackdog)
Nico's Guide to Image Licensing, Sources, and other Esoteric Stuff this was actually originally written for the spanish wiki, but i translated it to english and posted here too.
GoI Field Guide - An essay about ALL GOIS. ALL OF THEM. Made with mlister and
elogee fishtruck.
French To English
scp-335-fr - Lacrymodjinn (Original by DrGemini)
Humanism and Aesthetics (Original by DrTesla)
SCP-1054-FR-J - Schisms - (Original by DrGemini, co-translated with
macro_au_micro)
Narrative Anomalies Orientation (Original by Felter Finalis, co-translated with
macro_au_micro)
Spanish to English
Danger: Incinideer! (Original by dc_yerko)
Herman Fuller Presents: The Doctor of Death (Original by dc_yerko)
SCP-ES-101-J - The Hard-To-Open Container (Original by LechugaNinja)
SCP-ES-234 - Detective Marw (Original by jakuwoski)
SCP-ES-113 - Special Deal (Original by Dc_Yerko)
SCP-ES-357 - The Yankee and the Gusano (Original by me)
Marw (The Reincarnated One) -(Original by agente alan)
Dark Sushi File No. 995 "Suisame" - (Original by LechugaNinja)
SCP-ES-115 - This is the Metro of Franco's Spain (Original by Dr Reach)
Little Dark Star Shoppe of Minerals (Original by Amai-Ixchel and
dc_yerko)
Danger: Medellin Hippos! (Original by me)
Hatuey, the First American Rebel (Original by Diogene_s and me) (5th Place in Necronomicon 2024!)
SCP-ES-076 - Did you know that in 1998, Mikhail Gorbachev appeared in a Pizza Hut commercial? Just something to consider. (Original by me)
UIU Location Dossier — "Little Havana" (original by me and dc_yerko)
SCP-ES-297 - 🌮🔔 (Origianl by me)
Polish to English
SCP-PL-274 - A Morbillion Years In Captivity - (Original by Fedorian)
Japanese to English
SCP-2910-JP - Magical Girls Fly through Manhattan’s Crimson Dark (Original by O-92_Mallet)
Manhattan Crisis Theme (Original by Mishary)
Frenzied Overture (Original by islandsmaster)
SC-99/734/01/506 (Original by O-92_Mallet)
Manhattan Dimensional Collapse, GOC Intervention Imminent? (Original by stengan774), co-translated with
JackalRelated
SCP-2912-JP - Our Broken Mobile Spiritual Broken Gundam (Original by stengan774)
UIU File 2001-745 (Original by O-92_Mallet)
The Global Occult Coalition believes that Ramen is practically Sushi, which caused a Domino Effect (Original by kumer1090)


my characters
你好,是的
这些角色是我创作的,或者对我的角色发展方向产生了很大影响。虽然他们并不十分受欢迎,但我还是决定把他们的外貌、性格、特征等等都记录下来,以便你想在你的故事/SCP中使用他们。
还有,如果我发现你对他们中的任何一个做了不雅行为,我会去找你算账,到时候你可就惨了。

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总结
尽管外表略显忧郁,但Everwood博士其实是个开朗活泼的人。她留着棕色短发,绿色的眼睛,但大多数时候看起来都很疲惫。她的右臂在一次[数据删除]事故中失去了。她不喜欢自己的假肢,但必要时还是会佩戴。尽管她有时会有点尖刻和脾气暴躁,但她懂得享受生活,也乐于如此。他们自认为是非二元性别者,但即使外表非常中性(并且喜欢这样),仍然接受女性代词的称呼。他们出生并成长于古巴哈瓦那,后来移居美国。他们会说西班牙语和英语。他们说话有点啰嗦。
截至2024年春, 她在和Ilse Reynders博士约会。
You can use her as a GoI specialist if you like, as that's what she enjoys.
Works for the UIU as a rookie agent in the Aces and Eights canon.
Lead Dr. Wondertainment researcher in Wonderful World canon.
Administrator in the canon of SCP-4224
HOW DO THEY LIKE THEIR COFFEE?
Prefers bubble tea, but if forced to drink coffee likes espresso with a little bit of sugar.
HOW OFTEN DO THEY SAY SWEARS
Sometimes.
WHAT IS THEIR FAVORITE MEAL?
Moros y Cristianos
WHAT IS THEIR FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Hercules Beetle
WHAT IS THEIR FAVORITE SHOW?
Comedy Bang Bang!
WHAT IS THEIR FAVORITE SONG?
High Pressure Low by Against Me!
WHAT ARE THEIR THOUGHTS ON WEEZER?
doesn't like weezer.
APPEARS IN
- SCP-3297
- SCP-3803
- SCP-3867
- SCP-3923
- SCP-3709
- Seven Days With Mr. Fish
SUMMARY
D-1221 is objectively a terrible person. Though his past is largely a mystery, we know a few things about him. His last name is 'Schieffer', and he killed his pet cat. Canonically, he dies after the events of SCP-3297 but don't let that stop you from torturing him with anything you want. Knows he's a terrible person and tried fixing it, but he fell back into old habits, ultimately landing in the Foundation as a D-Class. Idenfitifes as male.
HOW DOES HE LIKE HIS COFFEE?
He would kill for any form of coffee right about now, to be honest. He hasn't had caffeine in forever.
HOW OFTEN DOES HE SWEAR
Like a sailor.

art by LOVEMARGINAL
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LOVINGLY MADE WITH MY FRIEND AND PAL DARKSTUFF
SUMMARY
Faeowynn Wilson (she/her) (born Felix Wilson) is Tim Wilson's daughter and the second person to run Wilson's Wildlife Solutions. She is very intelligent and inherited her father's love for animals, but is a lot more competent and responsible than him. Is a very 'no-nonsense' person. She is tan, has shoulder length hair, brown eyes, has an athletic body type, and is often seen wearing a WWS-embroidered khaki shirt and shorts. Smells of sunscreen. Is dating fellow WWS volunteer Alex Molina. She went to college at NYU for Accounting. She has a love for cooking that isn't often explored because she's very busy dealing with Wilson's.
Dislikes Marshall Carter and Dark. Is friends with Holly 'Wondertainment' Light in Wonderful World canon. Is aware of Three Portlands and the Wanderer's Library. Goes by 'JuliaChildEnthusiast' on GAW chatrooms. Is friends with Jude Kriyot, JJ, and Esther Kogan.
HOW DOES SHE LIKE HER COFFEE?
She doesn't really like coffee, but will drink it black if presented with it. Maybe that's why she dislikes it?
HOW OFTEN DOES SHE SWEAR?
In front of her dad? Never. Elsewhere? depends on how angry she is.
WHAT IS HER FAVORITE MEAL?
Beef Bourguinon
WHAT IS HER FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Capybara
WHAT IS HER FAVORITE SHOW?
The French Chef with Julia Child
WHAT IS HER FAVORITE SONG?
Paralytic States by Against Me!
WHAT ARE HER THOUGHTS ON WEEZER?
big fan!

art by Dr Vikki Lost
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SUMMARY
Rex Alces (he/him, they/them) (born Gracie Alces) is an awkward individual. He doesn't pick up well on social queues, is prone to talking too much and getting in trouble for it, and has had at least one run-in with the Ethics Committee over his treatment of humanoid anomalies. Rex is a very anxious person, and is plural. His headmates are Atlas (a loose-lipped and fiery taxidermy enthusiast), Wally (a rather relaxed and carefree individual), and Janus (a serious, though artistically inclined person). Rex is short, has long black hair with purple streaks, and sports shitty, patchy facial hair. He works as Dr. Everwood's assistant at Site-55.
HOW DOES HE LIKE HIS COFFEE?
With a lot of sugar.
HOW OFTEN DOES HE SWEAR?
Like a god damn sailor.
WHAT IS HIS FAVORITE MEAL?
Mac n Cheese
WHAT IS HIS FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Dog
WHAT IS HIS FAVORITE SHOW?
The Joy Of Painting
WHAT IS HIS FAVORITE SONG?
I/Me/Myself by Will Wood
WHAT ARE HIS THOUGHTS ON WEEZER?
Really likes Island In The Sun and Buddy Holly.

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DISCLAIMER: This is Darkstuff's character that I have taken and ran with.
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- And I think to myself…
- Wonder World Dossier
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- Old Business
SUMMARY
As a citizen of Wonder World™, Holly has some unusual features. Her eyes are unnaturally large and almost cartoonish, her arms are rubbery, and her eyes change color to reflect her mood. She is the current Dr. Wondertainment in the Wonder World canon and is doing the best she can to improve the company's image following some rather disastrous years of bad leadership. She's very optimistic and always tries to look on the brighter side of things no matter the situation, even though she may not truly believe them to even be remotely possible in the long run. Identifies as female.
HOW DOES SHE LIKE HER COFFEE?
She likes her sugar with a dash of coffee. Yes, a dash of coffee.
HOW OFTEN DOES SHE SWEAR?
Dr. Wondertainment™ licensed products and personnel are not permitted to swear as per article 15 of section 2 of the Wondertainment Wonder-employment contract™.
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